Hug Day Love Jokes, that take a humorous view of the day, 12 February is Hug Day. Happy Hug Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.
Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Hug Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.
The Jokes for Hug Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.
Hug Day Love Jokes
A woman goes to the doctor and tells him her husband is losing interest in sex. So the doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He says she should slip it into his food at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she goes back to the doctor for her follow-up appointment. She says, “Doc, that pill you gave me worked great! I hid it in his food just like you said! It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, pushed all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!” The doctor, a little taken aback, says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.” The woman says, “Nah, that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”
I said, “I love you so much. I could never live without you.” My girlfriend giggled and asked, “Is that you talking or the beer?” I said, “It’s me talking to the beer…”
He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. “Why are you stopping?” she whispered. He whispered back, “I found the remote.”
Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting or has multiple restraining orders against me?
I was in the shop looking for a jacket to buy my girlfriend as a present. I couldn’t decide which one to get, so I asked the salesman, “If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend, which one would you get? He said, “A bulletproof one. I’m married.”