Hug Day One Liners Jokes, that take a humorous view of the day, 12 February is Hug Day. Happy Hug Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.
Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Hug Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.
The Jokes for Hug Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.
Hug Day One Liners Jokes
What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener.
Why should you not marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?
Making love is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don’t multiply.
What’s the definition of love? The delusion that one woman is different from another.
My son asked me today, “Dad, when was the first time you fell in love?” I said, “I was 18. I walked into a bar and spotted the most beautiful blonde I’d ever seen. Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw her.” He asked, “So what happened?” I said, “Nothing. Unfortunately the arrow missed and hit your Mother.”
If I ever need a heart transplant, I’d want my ex’s. It’s never been used.
What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day!