Hug Day Pun, that take a humorous view of the day, 12 February is Hug Day. Happy Hug Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.
Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Hug Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.
The Jokes for Hug Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.
Hug Day Pun
What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I love everyone. Some people I love to be around, while some of them are people who I would rather avoid. And then there are some who I would love to punch in the face.
I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but it is just not as big.
You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.
You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.