Hug Day Short Jokes, that take a humorous view of the day, 12 February is Hug Day. Happy Hug Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.
Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Hug Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.
The Jokes for Hug Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.
Hug Day Short Jokes
What’s a man’s definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
I’ve just signed up for an online dating site. Do you think it’s rude to ask people to send a picture holding today’s newspaper?
I texted my wife today saying “I love u”. She replied, “Oh, really? :)” I said, “Yes, it’s my favourite vowel.”
What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date? It was love at first bite.
If love hurts… You’re probably not using enough lube.
Did you hear about the near-sighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why should you never break up with a goalie? Because he is a keeper.