Promise Day Love Jokes, that take a humorous view of the day, 11 February is Promise Day. Happy Promise Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.
Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Promise Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.
The Jokes for Promise Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.
Promise Day Love Jokes
You be the Dairy Queen, and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks, I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so beautiful I must be dreaming.
If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because of baby, you’re the bomb.
You must be Jamaican because of Jamaican me crazy.