Promise Day One Liners Jokes, that take a humorous view of the day, 11 February is Promise Day. Happy Promise Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.
Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Promise Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.
The Jokes for Promise Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.
Promise Day One Liners Jokes
Do you know karate? Because your body is kickin’.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re “mmmm… good!”
You’re like a dictionary; you add meaning to my life!
Baby, you are so beautiful I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!