Promise Day Pun, that take a humorous view of the day, 11 February is Promise Day. Happy Promise Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.
Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Promise Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.
The Jokes for Promise Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.
Promise Day Pun
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
Hey, baby. Did you get a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.