Promise Day Riddles, that take a humorous view of the day, 11 February is Promise Day. Happy Promise Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.
Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Promise Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.
The Jokes for Promise Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.
Promise Day Riddles
Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick ‘Do you come here often?’, ‘What’s your sign?’, or ‘Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!