Promise Day Short Jokes, that take a humorous view of the day, 11 February is Promise Day. Happy Promise Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.
Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Promise Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.
The Jokes for Promise Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.
Promise Day Short Jokes
You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle
I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight; the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelt backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.