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Teddy Day Pun

Happy Teddy Day Pun

Teddy Day Jokes
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Teddy Day Pun, that take a humorous view of the day, 10 February is Teddy Day. Happy Teddy Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.

Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Teddy Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.

The Jokes for Teddy Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.

Teddy Day Pun

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Are you an orphanage? Cause I want to give you kids.

I was feeling a little off today, but you turned me on.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach, that makes me feel like I should take you out.

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a beautiful face like that.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Do you want to buy some drinks with their money?

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how beautiful you look right now?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

It is followed by Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day, Teddy Day, Promise Day, Hug Day, Kiss Day and finally, Valentine’s Day.

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