Teddy Day Riddles, that take a humorous view of the day, 10 February is Teddy Day. Happy Teddy Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.
Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Teddy Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.
The Jokes for Teddy Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.
Teddy Day Riddles
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you?
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.