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Valentine’s Day Jokes for Girlfriend

Happy Valentine's Day Jokes for Girlfriend

Valentines Day Jokes
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Valentine’s Day Jokes for Girlfriend, that take a humorous view of the day, 14 February is Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine’s Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.

Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Valentine’s Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.

The Jokes for Valentine’s Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.

Valentine’s Day Jokes for Girlfriend

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

You’re born free, then you’re taxed to death.

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of bank payments.

It is followed by Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day, Teddy Day, Promise Day, Hug Day, Kiss Day and finally, Valentine’s Day.

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