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Valentine’s Day Riddles

Happy Valentine's Day Riddles

Valentines Day Jokes
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Valentine’s Day Riddles, that take a humorous view of the day, 14 February is Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine’s Day is a bit of a free-for-all in regards to jokes, riddles, and the like.

Everyone loves a joke. Even if you’re not into love, romance and all that kissy stuff, you’ll still love to laugh at these funny Valentine’s Day Jokes and comics. The happy couples will be basking in the romantic environment celebrating the big day of love.

The Jokes for Valentine’s Day on this page are great for parents, teachers, coaches, friends, family and kids of all ages. You’re going to love them and so will whoever you tell them to.

Valentine’s Day Riddles

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.

When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.

And the lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life”. John came fifth and won a toaster.

It is followed by Rose Day, Propose Day, Chocolate Day, Teddy Day, Promise Day, Hug Day, Kiss Day and finally, Valentine’s Day.

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